Faded_Elegance: The Neville Longbottom Bad-assery List By Yours Truly
1) If a basilisk ever looked Neville Longbottom in the eyes, IT would die.
2) Before he was potty trained, Neville Longbottom wiped himself—because no one is fit to wipe Neville Longbottom’s ass.
3) Neville Longbottom is the reason why Mandrake’s cry.
4) Why is a raven like a writing desk?…
